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Hi, this
site is all about Gamers, REAL
GAMERS. This site is awesome. My name is trogdorDAburninator (not
real name) and I can't stop thinking about gamers. Gamers are cool; and by
cool, I mean totally awesome.
Facts
1. Gamers are mammals, well usually at least.
2. Gamers cheat ALL the time.
3. The purpose of gamers is to cheat their way to holy hell!!!
Weapons and Gear
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| Loaded Dice |
Munchkin's Guide to Power Gaming |
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| A GM (game master) who is stupid
and doesn't notice you cheating |
Testimonial
Gamers can cheat all the time! Gamers cheat ALL
the time and don't even think twice about it. They are so crazy and
awesome that they flip out ALL
the time. I heard that some gamers were eating at a tavern. And when
some GM dropped a spoon the gamers flipped out and tossed their loaded dice at EVERYONE.
My friend Bob (not real name) said that he saw some gamers totally pelt some kid
with loaded dice because the kid opened a window.
And that's what I
call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't believe that gamers has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life
right now or they will beat you!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
Gamers are soooooooooo friggin' awesome that I want to crap my pants. I
can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my brain (or what's left of it). They are so
totally awesome and that's a fact. Gamers are not fast, smooth, cool,
strong, powerful, or sweet, but they still have REAL ULTIMATE POWER, and that's
what matters.
Q and A
Q: Why is
everyone so obsessed about gamers?
A: Gamers
are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand
Q: I heard
that gamers are always cheating. What's their problem?
A: Whoever
told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, gamers can be
cheating nerds OR totally awesome.
Q: What do
gamers do when they aren't cheating?
A: Most of
their time is spent cheating their way to victory, and it's a total mystery as
to what else they ever do, not that anyone would want to know. (Ask Bob if you don't believe me.) More
about dumb gamers
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