| Author |
Quote |
| Anonymous |
It is better to keep your mouth
shut and be thought an idiot than open it and remove all doubt.
Failure is not an option. It's a
default.
If everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
*BEST QUOTE* Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people
appear bright until you hear them speak. |
| Blanchett, Joseph (LegendaryFrog) |
Elf doll: I really love me magic ring,
don't you Mr. Dwarf?
Dwarf doll: I really love me magic ring, don't you, Mr. Man?
Isildur doll: Cut down the rainforest! Burn fossil fuels! Buy
Mercedes-Benzes! |
| Cooper, Tommy |
Last night I dreamed I ate a
ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone. |
| Confucius |
Some people drink deeply from the
fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle. |
| Diram, Richard |
I have a rock garden. Last week
three of them died. |
| Einstein, Albert |
All I have is the stubbornness of
a mule; no, that's not quite all. I also have a nose. |
| Gates, Bill |
Be nice to nerds. Someday you'll
be working for one. |
| Monty Python and the Quest for
the Holy Grail |
BROTHER MAYNARD:
Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one.
SECOND BROTHER:
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--
MAYNARD:
Skip a bit, Brother.
SECOND BROTHER:
And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
Full Script |
| Murphy |
If something bad can happen, it
will happen, and at the worst possible moment. |
| Newell, Gabe, Valve Software |
Half-Life 2 will ship on
September 30th [2003] and you can quote me on that. |
| Sturgeon, Thomas |
Ninety percent of everything is
crap. |
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